r/AskReddit • u/the-main_guy-here • 12h ago
r/mildlyinteresting • u/creepyoldlurker • 1h ago
My son’s Stretch Armstrong doll hardened and turned into a hard, glass-like substance
r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • 3h ago
Feels good man Turns out the real flex wasn't building social media. It was leaving before it consumed your entire life.
r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 14h ago
meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin
r/MadeMeSmile • u/loztriforce • 5h ago
Personal Win I quit smoking for a chance to date this gorgeous woman--have been smoke free since, happily married almost 20 years now
r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fcking_Chuck • 6h ago
I'm slightly vexed New colleague reported me sleeping on my lunch break, lost a whole shift w/ overtime as a result
For context, I am a full-time hospital security officer who works graveyard shifts, and I often sleep on my lunch break because I can't consume caffeine like a normal person. I cannot leave my site. There's an unused place in the old part of the hospital that has virtually no foot traffic from anyone other than fellow security personnel checking the emergency exit door nearby, and I use it to rest in because it's more comfortable than the shitty break room we have.
Recently, we've had a few new hires that joined our team. One of them saw me as I woke up to my alarm, and he advised me that I really shouldn't sleep there, telling me that the client would probably report me if they ever caught me (they never did care, even when a random client did discover me). I just kind of figured that he was just legitimately concerned for me, but too inexperienced to realize how little anyone really cares. I assured him that it probably was going to be alright, and went back to my post.
This morning, I received this text from my Post Commander telling me to take the night off. I had overtime lined up for me tonight, and I'm going to miss it because of that new guy who was so concerned that the client would report me that he reported me himself.
I understand that we have a no-sleeping policy for a reason, but I think it's bullshit how I'm being reported for shit literally everybody does. I've seen nurses sleep in the fucking ICU/Med-Surg waiting rooms, for Christ's sake, and nobody gave a shit about that when I called my supervisor. The nurse even chewed my ass off for waking them up, and they didn't care about that either.
UPDATE:
I've received communication that I am suspended, pending an investigation. Unfortunately, this means that it's highly likely that I'll be terminated soon.
I'd like to clear some things up about the situation. While I agree with you that the floor is a disgusting place to rest, I was not laying flat on the ground or anything like that, and the carpet had been replaced/cleaned recently. I would prop my head and upper-back up on the wall, using my backpack as a cushion. The reason I was on the floor is because it was comfortable that way.
As for why I reported the nurse, it was because part of my job was making sure people don't remain in the hospital past visiting hours when they are not permitted to. I didn't simply report the nurse to get them in trouble. I had called my supervisor when I saw somebody sleeping in the waiting room, asked what I should do, and they told me to wake them. Before waking them, I had checked the nearby departments to see if they knew of anyone who would be sleeping in the waiting room (family, staff, etc.), and they did not. I only found out the nurse was a nurse when I woke them, and I advised my supervisor about it to follow up. I asked if they wanted an incident report created for rule-breaking activity, and they said it was unnecessary.
Honestly, I'm quite taken aback at the pure negativity I've seen in these comments. People are calling me a snitch and saying that I think I'm the same as a nurse. I was just trying to do my job, and I was mildly infuriated that the rules don't apply to everyone. I thought I could get some rest in the room despite the policy because of a long history of unenforcement, not because I thought I deserved it more than anyone else.
Anyway, I hope you all are happy. My job is (probably) gone now. I won't be able to pay my rent, or my car bill, or my health insurance, or my healthcare that I need for Crohn's disease. I might not be able to pay for the rest of my college that I just recently applied to for the fall. Really, I am cooked, like many of you wanted me to be. Enjoy.
r/pics • u/call-lee-free • 17h ago
[OC] It just doesn't hit the same anymore. Hasn't for a long time.
r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AttachedHeartTheory • 3h ago
I just wanted a hot dog I lost 55 pounds over the last 12 months and reached the weight suggested by my doctor. I celebrated with a brand new smart scale... that immediately told me my BMI is 30.1 and that I am still obese.
I have been putting in the work. Walking. Eating right. Not cheating on my diet. I had some health issues that my doctor discovered, and I worked really hard to get to a goal weight of 208 pounds. I finally hit my goal weight. I bought a smart scale to celebrate and memorialize where I'm at today. And the first thing it did was tell me I was obese and send me a notification asking if I would like weight loss advice.
Sometimes you just feel like life is 5 steps forward and 10 steps back.
I feel like this post flair is appropriate.
Highlight [Highlight] OG Anunoby tips the ball in to give the Knicks the lead
r/SipsTea • u/Hash_Patel • 2h ago
Lmao gottem Hegseth struggling to put up weight at Guantanamo, looking very limp-wristed and SAD! What makes him think this would make him look good, is that a humiliation ritual?
r/worldnews • u/BezugssystemCH1903 • 15h ago
Swiss canton bans headscarves for female teachers
r/interesting • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 11h ago
SOCIETY A McDonald's with bulletproof glass located in Detroit.
r/todayilearned • u/geosunsetmoth • 4h ago
TIL that "Necroprinting" is the practice of building 3D printers using the mouth of a dead mosquito as a nozzle, producing results that are better than commercially available printers
science.orgr/soccercirclejerk • u/nim1623 • 3h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fellow jerkers, let's gather to celebrate the first goal of the 2026 World Cup!
r/shittymoviedetails • u/Crambo1000 • 3h ago
Turd The Bathrooms (2026) was created by Kane Parsons at 20 years old, after creating YouTube videos since he was 15. This is a subtle reference to the fact that at 30 years old oh God what have I done with my life I'm such a disappointment
r/politics • u/Puginator • 10h ago
No Paywall Trump says U.S. will seize Kharg Island and other 'oil infrastructure points'
r/todayilearned • u/ralphbernardo • 10h ago
TIL Steve Jobs’ design obsession went so deep he demanded Apple computers look perfect on the inside. Inspired by Zen Buddhism and Bauhaus minimalism, he believed in “deep simplicity,” and insisted that even the hidden internal engineering look as polished as the outside.
I got locked in a library after it closed. Went to the basement and found a door labelled emergency exit, but instead of an exit, it took me to a tunnel to someone's windowless underground house. But found some cool "liminal" stuff on the way
r/unitedkingdom • u/GnolRevilo • 9h ago
... Revealed: Green party proposes circumcision ban
r/malelivingspace • u/Chief_Chjuazwa • 9h ago
Advice Does this look immature or childish?
32, living on my own with no roommates or significant other. I finally got my place decorated how I wanted. I’m curious though, what does my place say about me?
Edit for clarification: I’m renting a 1 bedroom apartment. There’s no additional room to store things in like a dedicated man cave or a basement (I wish). I cannot change wall colors, change the carpets, or remove the carpets. Trying the best with what I can afford.