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u/walterwhite1050 11h ago

As Trump will tell you anytime you’re in a war let the enemy know exactly what you’re planning on doing. This is why he’s the stable genius.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 10h ago

It's almost like he wants Americans to be attacked before the midterms...

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u/Takaa 9h ago

Fortunately, and I cannot believe I am saying this, Iran seems to be far more intelligent than Trump and not playing into his games. They see his bluster as an attempt to provoke. He doesn't make good on 98% of the things he says he is going to do, so no one in the world should take him at face value.

I say this because I feel like Iran knows that the real way to deal with this problem is going to be to cripple Trump, and the best way to do that will be midterms in just 5 months, and there is a good chance that will happen. The longer they can hold the Straight of Hormuz captive, the more Americans will actually wake up to what Trump policies actually do (cost them money.) An attack on any US soil (even if we deserve it,) would bring down an actual invasion on them, and further trigger sheep-brained Americans to agree with the asshole right at the wrong time.

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u/Ferelar New Jersey 8h ago

They're also smart enough to figure out that not attacking makes Trump look more deranged, and Congress swapping hands to the Democratic Party would reign in Trump's ability to be an unhinged lunatic breaking stuff, so it would be a very foolish error to attack and push the country towards empowering Donnie rather than reigning him in.

u/EyeoftheTato Canada 6h ago

What kindof fucked up timeline do we live in where between the US and Iran, Iran is the more rational one?

u/OakTreader 5h ago

This is what I've been saying about the big three nuclear powers. How did China become the most reliable, stable nuclear power, BY A VERY WIDE MARGIN!?!

u/EyeoftheTato Canada 5h ago

At this point I would much rather make a deal with China than with the US.

Unfortunately even after Trump is gone the US will be feeling the effects, since not only will many countries be wary of making deals that can be cancelled/ignored on a whim by the next US dictator, but they will also have had several years to diversify and minimize their dependence on the US. The entire world is bustling to find new trading partners and routes while the US makes only trade demands, threats and tariffs.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 7h ago

Also, Iran gains nothing from attacking the US during a moment where its people could vote in a Congress that could potentially keep Trump in check.

It's in Iran's best interest to get Trump out of office and/or weaken him politically. An attack on the US does not help towards that goal.

That being said, if an attack were to happen, it would more likely be a false flag than anything else

u/mahlerlieber Indiana 7h ago

That being said, if an attack were to happen, it would more likely be a false flag than anything else

No one on the face of the planet (except our special collection of imbeciles) trusts anything this administration says.

They said the Apache was shot down...there's a possibility it was not shot down. There are a lot of reasons why that helicopter crashed. It took two hours to find the pilots, which kinda indicates Iran didn't care or wasn't involved.

If something major happened here in the US, it would literally be 50/50 whether it was an enemy or Trump.

u/Credil98 5h ago

If something major happened here in the US, it would literally be 50/50 whether it was an enemy or Trump.

Ehhh 80/20 honestly. I don't think Iran has any intent to attack us as they wouldn't benefit off of it. Whereas taco...

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u/MattAlbie60 6h ago

during a moment where its people could vote in a Congress that could potentially keep Trump in check.

Yeah, about that...

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u/sea-elle0463 8h ago

I think the real problem here is Iran has been demonized and villainized in western media for decades, and the Arab world in general for centuries. The reality is Iranians are smart capable people who just want to live their lives. And Iran has been screwed over by the US since the 50s and then blamed for it and labeled as the bad guy. WE are the bad guy. And this war has shown the world who we really are and who Iran really is.

u/surfnsound 7h ago

Trump's entire narrative relies on his unquestioning support base to be able to believe that both things are true at once:

  1. Iran is a third world shit hole that couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel and badly needs intervention from the Western world.

  2. They're educated and advanced enough to be able to build nuclear weapons.

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u/jkman61494 9h ago

We have to keep removing the term “it’s almost like”.

He’s there to make people suffer and knows we live in a post intelligence world that it can all be framed that it’s the fault of others.

“Those brave souls would be alive if Barack HUSSEIN Obama wasn’t weak on Iran. And SLEEPY JOE allowed them to get nukes!!!

40-60% of America then believes the narrative. Meanwhile he gets rich on all this and his Commander in that tiny country near Egypt and Lebanon get stronger

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u/Any_Show_5160 9h ago

It's in Iran's best interest to not do anything besides close the strait and lob missiles at US bases before the midterms.
I wonder if he's making phone calls asking for somebody to find some terrorism from Iran.

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u/Parahelix 10h ago

Don't forget his other military wisdom, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"

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u/TubeScr3ameR 8h ago

-Robert E Lee

-Michael Scott

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona 10h ago

…to be fair, that is pretty decent wisdom. Broken clocks and all that. 

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u/Parahelix 8h ago

Even in the best interpretation, it's kind of silly, because that's where the enemy usually is, so you can't just decide to cede all the hills. 😄

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u/jordanmc7 8h ago

It’s over Donald! I have the high ground!

u/Powermac8500 North Carolina 7h ago

You underestimate his stupidity!

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u/mahlerlieber Indiana 7h ago

To be more fair, Lee didn't say this. Trump made it up, not for the wisdom of it, but to sound like a Civil War general.

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u/und88 8h ago

He was quoting the loser Lee like he was a pirate instead of a traitorous shitty general.

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u/Traditional_Sign4941 9h ago

"I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me" - Trump, November 2015.

Source

Can you believe we've been having to deal with this piece of shit for almost 11 years now? Almost 50% of my adult life...

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u/LifeGainsss 9h ago

In 2015 I was 19 years old. I'm 30 now. It has been my entire adult life

u/MugRuithstan 7h ago

Im 34, I still remember the hope after Obamacare and gay marriage passed, its so different now.

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u/Etherin_ 8h ago

Can you believe we've been having to deal with this piece of shit for almost 11 years now?

Been a lot longer than 11 years for many people. Here's some bullshit he was on in 1989: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6131533-trumpdeathpenaltyad05011989/ just to up your number to 36+ years.

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u/Commercial_Bake5547 9h ago

What you mean the Allied forces didn’t send the Germans a Save The Date letter before D-Day? How rude to show up unannounced

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u/restore_democracy 10h ago

4D chess - even he doesn’t know what he’s doing!

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u/Upset-Government-856 11h ago

Glad he's giving them a heads up. Very generous military strategy.

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u/mutedscreaming Australia 10h ago

Don Tsu Art of War chapter 1: Tell everyone your plan

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u/mcbeef89 Great Britain 10h ago

'Always interrupt your enemy to tell them when you're making a mistake'

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u/HandSack135 Maryland 10h ago

There strategy of not having a strategy has failed.

The strategy of announcing the strategy has begun.

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u/Typhus_black 10h ago

The key to victory is the element of surprise and no one is more surprised about the war in Iran than Donald Trump.

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u/RepealMCAandDTA Kansas 10h ago

Don uses the element of surprise like Maxwell Smart throwing a phone

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u/7figureipo California 10h ago

You mean the war that Biden and Obama started and didn't tell anyone about, that he now has to clean up? That war?

ETA: I realize this needs a /s in it, because I believe there are MAGA cultists who would say the above unironically.

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u/AnAncientBog 10h ago

It's really hard to strike a tone that is absurd enough to not pass as a sincere argument from a MAGA nutter.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 9h ago

The /s is SO important. So so so important.

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u/lyngen 9h ago

Yeah, the /s has become more important than it used to be.

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u/AmazingDadJokes 10h ago

Concepts of a strategy

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u/TWIT_TWAT 10h ago

“Just say whatever stupid shit pops up in your head without even thinking about it.” -Don

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u/Elburro129 10h ago

Ohhhh another one to add to my collection!! Thank you!!

Book of Don Tzu “The Fart of the Deal”

"Tariff, belittle and threaten to invade your allies. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." - Don Tzu.

"If you don't know what you're doing, neither will your enemy."

-Don Tzu

"Surprise your enemies by backstabbing your allies"

-Don Tzu

"Surprise your allies by befriending your enemies."

-Don Tzu

"To command attention in a crowded room, shit yourself."

-Don Tzu

"promise a plan in 2-3 weeks, in 2-3 weeks deliver nothing"

-Don Tzu

"If you find yourself in a deep hole, keep digging but make sure you do it with the most expensive shovel available."

~ Don Tzu

"Don't try to understand war, economy, or diplomacy, for this is an impossible task. It's all computer." - Don Tzu

“You cant lose if you dont have a goal”

-Don Tzu

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u/mithridateseupator 8h ago

"If your enemy blockades a waterway, blockade the same waterway"

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u/Elburro129 8h ago

Lol adding this one

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u/Reduntu 9h ago

"In order to confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself."

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u/f1ve-Star 8h ago

Surround yourself with incompetent ass kissers, so there is always someone else to blame. - Don Tzu

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u/LeftToaster 8h ago

"Everyone has a plan. Don't be everyone."

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 10h ago

Don Tsu Art of War,
Chapter 2 don’t tell your own side the plan.

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u/10thousndreflections 10h ago

Chapter 3:

When your generals are defending you, go on all the news channels and tell them you meant to do the bad thing. 

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 10h ago

Chapter 4: While still live on the news, shit yourself.

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u/luncheroo 10h ago

Chapter 5: Don't tell anyone there is no real plan, but then accidentally do it in a phone call to fox news while you're on the john.

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u/Gloomy_Mulberry7834 10h ago

Chapter 6: Tweets, don't forget to tweet about it.

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u/Hot-Temperature-314 10h ago

Chapter 7: how to (make others) fight the biggest, most incredible war there has ever or will ever be with bone spurs on your feet

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u/jschmidtjr87 10h ago

Chapter 2: You Don't Have A Plan.

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u/metallipunk Washington 10h ago

Chapter 2: You have Concepts of a Plan

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u/zeocrash 10h ago

Your enemies can't discover your plan if you don't have one

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u/WaffleBlues 10h ago

'Never allow your enemy or allies to take you seriously' - The art of the idiot

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u/Hidden_Pothos 10h ago

Just like when he informed Iran that he was going to bomb there nuclear facility last year. Let's give them plenty of time to evacuate there nuclear materials.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 10h ago

"First lose the battle, then fight it"

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u/onestarv2 10h ago

He subscribes to Zapp Bramnigan''s big book of war

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u/GotMoFans 10h ago

You’re over here joking when our president is an action movie villain monologuing.

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u/Indubitalist 10h ago

And under what scenario does this strategy not end with either the total destruction of the Iranian regime or perpetual warfare with it? This would require a massive escalation to be more than a temporary invasion. Regardless all of that infrastructure is going to get Swiss-cheesed. This is utter lunacy. 

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u/brumac44 Canada 10h ago

There's that, and another generation of people out for revenge for bombing their families. Of course, terrorism couldn't reach the US homeland.

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u/CloudsAreOP 10h ago edited 10h ago

Trump and all the war hawks are on their knees praying for a terrorist attack to happen on U.S soil. A terrorist attack would justify the war for them and probably increase the popularity of the war a bit(Though i doubt it will ever go over 50% favorable since we started it and prices are already going up).

Edit: fixed typo.

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u/Khaeos 10h ago

It will be like this: 

"I didn't support the invasion. I didn't support the escalations. But, here we are. Now, the Iranian regime has declared full-scale total war and we need to do everything possible to protect American interests and minimize American loss of life.

"I don't like that we're here, but now we have to deal with the situation realistically as it sits."

That's how the BS Factory works! We need a new School House Rock about lobbyists and think tanks.

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u/sighbourbon 10h ago

probably increase the popularity of the war a bot.

haha that is a very interesting typo

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u/cobrachickenwing 8h ago

The IRGC is not that stupid. Their job now is to irritate the Gulf Countries to the point where the gulf countries want to remove US presence for the foreseeable future. They have no need to attack the US at all. If Kharg island is attacked none of the Gulf countries that housed US bases are safe, because then it will be unrestricted warfare.

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u/CloudsAreOP 8h ago

Oh i know. I think the US might do a false flag. I also think Iran is too smart to do a terror attack on the US.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 10h ago

Trump wants an attack on the U.S. before midterms.

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u/BellamyDunn 10h ago

And how comfortable do we really think the surrounding countries will be, if America somehow managed a takeover, with that much more American presence and influence and ego in their bubble?

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u/JKKIDD231 10h ago

There 2 things either he saying it too early as warning or US Marines and Army are ready in huge numbers to deploy. Because a 1,000 troops ain’t enough, you will need entire divisions to take over Kharg island.

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u/legomaximumfigure 10h ago

Holding it will be an even bigger problem.

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u/superindianslug 9h ago

It's an island covering in flammable infrastructure and the Iranians have shown that they'll burn down the entire region before being displaced. Would anyone, beside Pete Hegseth, be surprised in the Iranians only give token resistance, and two min after Trump declares victory the whole place explodes?

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u/f7f7z 9h ago

What's the chances that it's rigged with explosives, especially with a heads up from yam tits?

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u/MaritimeStar 9h ago

They don't even need to rig it, it's close enough to the shore to shell with artillery, rockets and drones all day. But yeah, that place is probable wired up like a temple from an Indiana Jones movie.

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u/badasimo 9h ago

If you remember there was all this talk about moving Marines around and then they realized how long it would take to get everything together, they have been stalling

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u/Synli 10h ago

He cares more about brownie points with his cult than the lives of the military members being deployed.

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u/facw00 10h ago

Trump has flinched again and again on putting boots on the ground. Maybe this humiliation has changed his mind, but it seems far more likely that this is just more bluster, in an attempt to intimidate the Iranians into making a favorable deal with him. Unfortunately, he's already taught the Iranians that he won't follow through on his threats, so it's unlikely to extract any concessions from them.

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u/GirlOnFireSexy 10h ago

Nothing says 'strategic genius' like a press release before the invasion

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u/Flexbottom 11h ago

What a fucking moron

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u/BearSquid7 11h ago

Every day with this guy and his band of dipshits.

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u/k_ironheart Missouri 8h ago

You're all acting like he's announcing a plan to physically take impossible to defend ticking time bombs.

Oh.

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u/ChocoboAndroid 10h ago

We have incompetent people at every level of this Administration. Trump can't resolve this issue diplomatically, Hegseth isn't competent enough to solve it military, and Vance and Rubio can't build a coalition of allies because we've alienated them. We have no competent person capable of handling this situation and that is fucking scary. 

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u/FancyEmployee8672 10h ago

and trump and his family and friends are going to get rich while we all pay the price

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke 10h ago

Thats a bingo

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u/rrrrrivers 10h ago

Yes well perhaps the voters will be the competency the nation needs by holding Trump and those elected officials who support him accountable.

....sigh..../S

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 10h ago

From the guy who fucking starred as a cameo in the second Home Alone film no less.

What does he think Iran have been doing this whole time in Kharg Island?

This is going to be an absolute bloodbath in both senses of the word.

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u/mdp300 New Jersey 10h ago

And he only had a cameo because he was part owner of the building and kept walking onto the set.

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u/jaferrer1 10h ago

Seems like he was the real danger to Kevin.

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u/meteoritegallery 8h ago

The island is 15 miles from the Iranian mainland - that puts it within cheap drone and conventional artillery range. No foreign power can hold Kharg without Iran's consent...without either completely eradicating Iran's military, or an enduring conflict.

This would be like a foreign power trying to take and hold Catalina Island off California (22 miles from the mainland).

It does not make any sense.

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u/Joshd30 10h ago

I know, he's supposed to announce talks have resumed before the markets close Friday and THEN announce this over the weekend. Someone on the market manipulation team screwed up bad

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u/ZonghZonghZongh 9h ago

That was the diagnosis of the 22 specialists who examined him at his last checkup. Incurable and untreatable, unfortunately.

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u/J-the-Kidder 11h ago

Every single person with a fractional amount of military understanding looks at this situation and sees a meat grinder. An unattainable, exhaustive, inescapable meat grinder. They cannot protect ships and other equipment going through the straight, but now you want troops to be stationary, on an island, within range of every single munition they have? That, by definition, will be a slaughter.

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u/xlvi_et_ii 10h ago edited 10h ago

Trump has made his feelings about meat grinders clear on multiple occasions - "they knew what they signed up for".

He simply doesn't care about the lives of US military members (or anyone else frankly). It's the " Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make" meme in real life.

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u/sayonaradespair 10h ago

Ok but we know he doesn't care.

But what exactly is achieved with a ground invasion?

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u/Polar_Reflection 9h ago

He's just taking cues from the Russians who are known for their meat wave attacks 

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u/Twelve2375 Illinois 10h ago

Escalation?

“We took this island, and they killed so many of our brave troops. They’re not safe there as long as Iran can still reach them, so we have to expand the ground invasion into mainland Iran far enough to make the island safe.”

Which will become a march to Tehran.

Sacrifice troops to try to rally support for the main invasion they actually want?

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u/drproc90 9h ago

A war he can use as a pretense to cancel elections

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u/ThatLooksRight 10h ago

I’m betting the Marine Corps wishes it had a bigger budget than ICE right now. 

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u/lisaseileise 10h ago

Maybe they can send the military staff who voted for this, first?
And Barron Trump of course.

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u/So_HauserAspen 10h ago

Kid Rock could lead a platoon!

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u/alus992 9h ago

Imagine sending out ppl who voted for OrangeMan there - his support would decline in a second, because almost all his supporters love to yap but they don't walk their talk.

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u/Paper_Clip100 10h ago

Maybe we should just send ICE?

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u/Hopeful_Risk_8344 10h ago

Also, they have to sail through the straight, that they can't protect ships in, to land and resupply those troops.

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u/DDS-PBS 10h ago

That's exactly why this is an empty threat. If Trump had the power to do something about all this, he would. But because he doesn't, he just says shit.

The problem is that the Iranians are clearly pretty smart. They understand that the US Military has limits to its power. They have exposed those limits and they do not have to capitulate to empty threats.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 9h ago

This reply needs to be higher. This is the best take in the comments.

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u/Smearwashere Minnesota 10h ago

Imagine being stuck on an island within drone range in modern drone warfare, brutal.

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u/Ditnoka 10h ago

Videos the IRGC upload alone are going to cause some mass chaos. They're making waves using AI Lego videos. Just wait until there's compilations of drones killing Americans.

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u/--John_Yaya-- 10h ago

"I love the meat grinder!" -- Trump next month

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u/PeterG92 United Kingdom 10h ago

And you can guarantee the Republicans will block any investigation unlike Benghazi which must be due another one any day now

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u/ErikETF 10h ago

As a therapist who spent years treating folks for severe PTSD during the GWOT era over things like hearing someone was hit over a radio, seeing marines killed by FPV fiber optic drones in high resolution where their friends and loved ones can identify them will destroy us as a society.   

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u/ConsciousSkyy 10h ago

He doesn’t care! Hegseth and Trump literally don’t give a fuck if people die.

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u/jcpopm 10h ago edited 6h ago

He's so dumb that he thinks if he controls the endpoint he controls the oil. No, dumbshit, the oil comes from upstream and will just stop.

Edit: A lot of people clearly didn't read what he posted - he isn't talking about stopping the oil, he directly says he wants to take over the market and insinuates profiting from it "like Venezuela." Read what the moron said before commenting.

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u/Rolyat_Emad Rhode Island 10h ago

The 14 year old theory of government. This administration runs everything as if they are 14 years old and that is the extent of their knowledge and worldview.

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u/AcidRohnin 10h ago

I’d say even younger than that. Trump dead up acts like a 7 year old most of the time imo.

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u/JessieJ577 9h ago

I feel like they think this is the plot of a Call of Duty game. 

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u/imjustnatek 11h ago

I don't think that's going to go very well.

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 10h ago

Especially because the world is almost out of spare oil.

Between tankers that were already full, nations various oil reserves, and everything already in inventory throughout the various supply chains, the world had about a 4 month buffer to keep things "managable"

We are running out of that 4 month buffer, and even if the Strait opens tomorrow, it'll take the better part of a year of normal production to get back to pre-Hormuz levels

Basically Price Hikes 2, Electric Boogaloo is just around the corner

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u/TranquilSeaOtter 10h ago

Basically Price Hikes 2, Electric Boogaloo is just around the corner

Why would Biden do this?

-your average MAGA voter, probably

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u/no-more-nazis 8h ago

They truly believe that Trump's tough guy approach would work if Biden hadn't made us all look like pussies and the country was behind him. "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer!"

They want to threaten the Persian people with genocide, but credibly, so if they refuse we actually kill them all, and that's supposed to give better results with the next such threat against an ethnic group they've never heard of.

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u/MisterSensi 8h ago

I live in rural MAGA part of California and just about every day I hear people talking about how high gas prices are and how its Newsom's fault.

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u/-SHAI_HULUD Alabama 10h ago

Reminds me of that memo put out recently by some regional director/manager at an auto parts retailer basically saying:

“no matter what happens after this memo, a shortage & price hikes ARE coming, supply chain disruptions are already rippling through”.

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u/mdp300 New Jersey 10h ago

I'm a dentist. Our suppliers have said there's a shortage coming of non-latex gloves because, surprise! They're a petroleum product.

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u/ailish 10h ago

I can't even imagine what else this problem is going to effect.

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u/triage_this Maine 9h ago

It'll be just like COVID in 2020 when JCAHO and OSHA decided it was totally fine to reuse respirators indefinitely with the help of a magic brown paper bag. Now we will get to do that with gloves!

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u/ailish 9h ago

Oof, if I had a latex allergy I'd just be stocking up on my own medical grade non-latex gloves to bring with me to doctors appointments.

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u/dramaking37 Northern Marianas 10h ago

It's the price we all have to pay because some maga got passed up for a promotion for a woman 30 years ago

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u/Quazimojojojo 10h ago

It might hit literally July 4th weekend, which would be poetic 

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u/weluckyfew 9h ago

Add to that what happens if Trump actually does try to do something like this and Iran responds by blowing up more Middle East oil facilities, or maybe they target that Saudi pipeline. Even if they could miraculously protect all the big oil facilities, good luck protecting 750 mi of oil pipeline.

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u/jreed66 10h ago

I can remember Republicans telling me that Obama was weak on foreign policy, so they couldn't vote for him.

I can remember Republicans telling me they'd never vote for Clinton because she's a war hawk.

I can remember Republicans telling me they'd never vote for Harris because she'd make us look weak, and we'd be at war with Iran.

So tell me, did your opinions change? Do your brains just not function on anything about auto pilot?

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u/Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato 9h ago

To be fair, they said if I voted for Harris then we'd be at war with Iran and that's exactly what's happened

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u/kojak488 9h ago

This is the macabre humour that keeps me coming back.

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u/Deguilded 10h ago

It is difficult for a person to understand something when their livelihood depends on their not understanding it.

(paraphrased quote)

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u/FUCK_ME_DEAD 9h ago

Stop looking for consistance logic, morals or good faith debate with these people.

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u/So_HauserAspen 10h ago

We were told tan suits are bad during the Obama administration.

That, and you shouldn't sneak cigarettes if you're telling your wife you're quitting.

Absolute disgraceful timeperiod of history

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u/Jubal81 9h ago

The only way it makes sense for me is to remember those people have completely different values. They judge their worth and find safety through loyalty to authority. The specific issue or pragmatic outcome doesn't matter. All they ask themselves is, "Am I being sufficiently loyal?"

When there is some policy failure, these people believe the reason for the failure is others being insufficiently loyal. This sets up a situation where the more demonstratively hypocritical they are, the more they are proving their loyalty. Critical thinking or not being in agreement with their in-group is deeply unsettling for them and makes them feel unsafe.

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u/peanutbuttercult 10h ago

What these dummies don’t seem to understand is that Iran’s capability as a regular fighting force is irrelevant to this conflict. As long as they’ve got missiles they can drag out of a cave or warehouse to threaten the strait with, they can continue bleeding the U.S.

They can’t win an infantry battle or a dogfight against U.S. forces. Lucky for them, that doesn’t really matter.

This isn’t Iraq, it’s the most expensive possible evolution of Vietnam.

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u/mstpguy 10h ago

“‘You know you never defeated us on the battlefield,’ said the American colonel.

The North Vietnamese colonel pondered this remark a moment. ‘That may be so,’ he replied, ‘but it is also irrelevant.’”

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u/johnyordinary 10h ago

They got defeated at home by the voters, otherwise they would still be dying there with no win in sight.Same will happen in Iran eventualy.

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u/TheManWhoShotTheMan 9h ago

Lets be real here, Iran isnt Iraq and the USA hasn't faced such a huge country since the 1950s Korean war. 

Every clean US land-war victory — Iraq twice, Panama, Grenada — was against a smaller, flatter, weaker opponent. Iran would be the first attempted invasion of a large mountainous nation in US history, with a military built around the explicit assumption it would never have to do that.

It isn't the cake walk people are claiming. Iran is 3 times bigger than Iraq. USA has never waged such a war since at least 75 years ago. 

Without a coalition USA will be essentially alone, something they have also never done with such a huge country.

Nothing is certain.

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u/Big-Rule5269 9h ago

Also, keep an eye on Strait of Bab-el-Mandeb. Missiles were launched from Yemen into Israel the other day. So this area is coming into play.  If this gets closed as it is mainly controlled by an Iranian Houthi movement, we are all in much deeper shit that we imagined. 

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u/SuperWeapons2770 8h ago

You are forgetting they invaded Afghanistan and lost to a culture of nomads that don't care

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u/TheManWhoShotTheMan 8h ago

When we think about it, the USA has never fought a war against such a large country with such difficult terrain, ALONE.This isn't Grenada, or Panama.

Also the US has rarely fought without someone else doing significant portions of the dying. The proxy model is arguably the defining feature of US military strategy since Korea. This war will be a test that the USA has bailed on in the past.

Afghanistan, is an example of USA losing and they were supported by a coalition, and NATO had declared article 5.

 Here they are mostly alone.

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u/ScornForSega 10h ago

Iran still has 2 eastern rail lines and a seaport on the Caspian.

All they need is a credit account with the bank of China and they can keep fighting indefinitely. At least enough to scare shipping companies into not crossing the strait.

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u/escapefromelba 9h ago

Also they could further mine the shit out of the strait - make whole thing impassable and pointless to hold Kharg.  If they can’t export their oil, no one can.

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u/ToriEvergreen 11h ago

This is going to ruin the tour

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u/GhostwriterGHOST 10h ago

the world tour?

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u/captain_intenso North Carolina 10h ago

A succulent Iranian tour?

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u/DruidDog 10h ago

it’s fun watching him learn in real-time that the bully strategy doesn’t work against a regime that has been dealing with bullies for over 40 years

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u/yaforgot-my-password 9h ago

He hasn't learned shit

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u/Leather_Force_9419 8h ago

What part of this seems like trump has learnt a God damn thing? 

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u/ClarkeBrower 10h ago

They’re going to fire some missiles, the price of oil will go up, his friends make more money and then come Sunday afternoon Trump will say they’re close to a deal so that his friends can sell

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u/So_HauserAspen 10h ago

He have Kharg Island renamed on google and apple maps

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 10h ago

Holy shit why advertise you are going to conduct a ground assault?

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u/antivillain13 Canada 10h ago

Because he’s not going to actually do it. It’s either market manipulation or a way to try and force Iran to make a deal.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 10h ago

I would like to believe that but the drunk in the DOD really wants a ground assault and Trumps dementia addled mind is easy to take advantage of

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u/Cheese__Weiner 10h ago

Here's the thing though, Kharg island has very little value to Iran now since the straight is blockaded. Sure they have their oil infrastructure on there but it's not very useful at the moment if they can't get the oil out. I don't see how this forces Iran to the table. Even if the US were to take the island it doesn't change Iran's oil export situation out of the area.

Also that island is tiny. Any troops that land on there are going to be easy targets for Iran. I don't see this ending well ...

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u/hitch44 Canada 10h ago

Because in less than a day, Dementia Orange will announce that the Iranians are crapping their pants, and have agreed to a deal.

Which will take 2 weeks.

He’s already threatened complete genocide of their people. This diseased fool should be removed from power immediately.

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u/Vashgrave 10h ago

Looks like America and Isreal have become the new axis to beat....

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u/TairaTLG 10h ago

Don't worry, we'll soon have a tripartite agreement with the Federation of Russia any moment

Next up we can replay Fallout 1s intro. "Our boys in Canada are keeping the peace!(Some poor schlub is summarily executed in the background)"

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u/So_HauserAspen 10h ago

There is legislation to integrate the US military with Israel's

Weirdest axis-of-evil possible

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u/DickRichman 10h ago

Awesome! Boots on the ground! Full scale invasion! Peace President! 20 grams of chocolate!

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u/ElderSmackJack 10h ago

FIFA’s best Peace Prize recipient.

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u/Living-By-The-River 11h ago

The economy was good while it lasted. RIP

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u/maringue 10h ago

It usually takes about a year and a half for Republicans to fuck the economy up.

I wonder how many of the midterm ads they run will blame Biden?

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u/otiswrath 10h ago

It is wild to me that anyone can ever look at what the GOP does every time they get power and say, "Yeah...this works for me." 

Every goddamn time.

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u/maringue 10h ago

Yeah, but they validate their racism and bigotry while crashing the economy.

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u/ailish 10h ago

This is exactly it. The average maga voter is completely uneducated about how the economy works. As long as some Republican has a one liner about how it's Biden's fault, and they get to keep laughing while they watch ICE persecute immigrants they're happy.

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u/cornerbash Canada 10h ago

They usually only pay attention when it's affecting them in the moment.

The pattern is usually GOP inherits a working/booming economy from the Dems, fucks it up, cracks starting to show just as the Dems take over, Dems work their term to turn the economy back around, power shifts back to GOP as economy gets back ont track, rinse/repeat.

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u/Ditnoka 10h ago

The economy my entire life has been a wealth transfer from the poors to the elite. 08 housing crash, Tesla being valued at 10 gazillion dollars, AI stocks going through the roof with ZERO revenue.

But hey, you have a 401k, so you get the elite crumbs.

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u/frontfrontdowndown 9h ago

Savings and Loan Scandal of the late 80s and early 90s did a lot of early work in this area.

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u/TemporaryAsparagus89 10h ago

It's never been good in my lifetime

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u/fnordius American Expat 10h ago

yeah, this and the wildly overpriced SpaceX IPO are going to leave a huge smoking crater where the US economy was, and the perps will profit wildly from their Ponzi schemes.

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u/PolicyWonka 10h ago

As a reminder, Kharg Island is more than 400 miles beyond the Strait of Hormuz. It’s deep within the Persian Gulf in Iranian territorial waters.

Sailing ships more than 400 miles along the Iranian coast would be a mistake. Airdropping soldiers without naval support would be a mistake. There’s really no good way to seize the territory without a full-scale invasion.

Basically, I’d expect Americans to die tonight for Trump’s folly.

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u/jertheman43 10h ago

Even if we took the island it wouldn't matter. The tankers can't ship oil now or after we attempt to take it. There's no actual strategy, just endless threats that aren't going to achieve those goals. The real actual strategy is keep the middle east oil tied up in conflicts so the American petroleum industry can rape the world in price increases.

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u/SilveryDeath America 11h ago edited 10h ago

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u/ChocoboAndroid 10h ago

Believe it or not, we've never been closer to a deal. Just a couple of days away...

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u/newtoallofthis2 10h ago

Some say two weeks.

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u/MasemJ 10h ago

The problem is that he is more articulate in the TS posts than he is in live public speaking, that its far easier to understand the intent from those posts than trying to report from presses. Its still sanewashibg on how they treat this, no question, but in terms of actually trying to report from a neutral viewpoint with understandable coverage, its sad that the TS posts are the best way to go.

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u/restore_democracy 10h ago

Didn’t he just say that we were two weeks from a peace deal?

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u/ritteke518 Kentucky 10h ago

Same two weeks as his healthcare plan

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u/MeatMullet 10h ago edited 7h ago

What a joke. Trump is telegraphing his "plan" in hopes that Iran gets sacred and strikes a deal. He is desperate and clueless.

Edit: scared

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u/HeyDumbDumb 10h ago

Kind of things you'd expect from FIFA Peace Prize Winner Trump

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u/Readgooder 10h ago

American troops on corporate orders.

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u/a_velis California 7h ago

Trump has dementia. He doesn't understand what is happening. That doesn't excuse the damage he is causing. More that I am not sure why we are following any orders from him.

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u/ortcutt 11h ago

So, the peace plan seems to be going swimmingly. Two weeks is all we need, especially now that the US is seizing Iranian territory.

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u/Snoo_53179 10h ago

This idiot couldn't win a game of tictactoe in single player mode, let alone an island

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u/ConsciousSkyy 10h ago

He is literally falling right into their trap. Iranian leadership dared him to try this. There is no way they can hold this island without US casualties. US forces will be sitting ducks.

The crazy part is Trump likely knows this and doesn’t give a shit. What a horrible leader and an even worse human being.

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u/mikezer0 9h ago

Enjoy your suspended elections America. Be sure to go over to conservative where they are all calling for him to nuke Iran. But ya know Kamala or Joe or whatever. Fucking country filled with cowardice traitors. Get the fuck out of bed and vote next time. Even it is for the lesser evil. It’s less fucking evil. 

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u/wtfbenlol North Carolina 10h ago

congress needs to get off their WORTHLESS ASSES and IMPEACH HIM, This is NOT okay and will only worsen ours and the world's economy, This is an illegal war

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u/Spyko 8h ago

President of peace btw.

Do you think anyone actually believed that ? Feels like it's more likely it was just a random thing parroted by his bigoted voters to ''explain'' their choice without having to openly admit that they just wanted to hurt minorities

u/boise208 5h ago

He already TACO'ed

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u/mishma2005 10h ago

Iran: “good to know!”

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u/The_Playbook88 10h ago

Sacrificing the troops for the President's war of desperation.

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u/hamilkwarg 10h ago

I’m no military genius, but won’t that create a stationary target for Iranian drone attacks? Aren’t little half measures like this what gets you eventually stuck in a quagmire? Gotta defend Kharg so need to take over a buffer zone. Need a buffer zone for the buffer zone….

Every American soldier killed on Kharg island and whatever comes next will be blood on the hands of MAGA.

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u/GreedPrisons 10h ago

Trump is a national security risk to the health and safety of Americans. Congress needs to take action to have him removed.

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u/Ok_Height3499 10h ago

Ground war- Ok, another ground war from the nutball who campaigned against them to lull the MAGA faithful.