"We love the big beautiful game, and quite frankly this is the most beautiful we've ever seen it. Crooked Joe Biden played an ugly game, very ugly, he's a very ugly guy, so ugly. People told me that Archangel Gabriel is here which is a tremendous miracle. I've invited him to the Oval Office but he only speaks Brazilian, so we've arranged English classes for him can you believe that. They make good covfefe in Brazil, but we make the greatest covfefe. We're going to tariff the hell out of Mexican covfefe."
I know this is world altering news to most of this sub, and I might need to start sending Reddit Cares to a lot of people when they read this, because minds will be broken, but football has...
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.
I thought this was going to suck you in and and make you think Gabriel was coming but then it was genuinely just the Mexican goal only just to keep everyone a bit honest for a while but there it was Gabriel into the Budapest night skyĀ
I wish i could ss the telemundo broadcast but one on the younger players on the winning team was staring at his hands while on his knees as if heād just killed a man
Ive been feeling like utter shit today. Tension headache kicking the fuck out of the back/side of my head. Heart rate elevated, and stomach acting like I had the worlds worst curry last night. This, made me laugh out loud. Broken up the shit day Im having. Thank you, sir.
It was mildly amusing the first 392,845 times. Now it's just boring, and the mod team are the usual Charmin soft pussies in not enforcing the "low effort" rule and instead whinge about the posts being reported.
"Mummy, get the camera, my copy pasted post has over a thousand upvotes...validate MEEEEE"
Meanwhile the most high pressure thing the people posting this shit have had to do is decide whether to have extra cheese on their Big Mac, and whether they should leave their basement to pick it up
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